Are you Jealous?

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The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue...

Jàgùdà: Babe, are u jealous?

Her: Me? Jelous ke? no ooo.

Jàgùdà: Are u sure?

Her: Yes now, no big deal.

Jàgùdà: Oya kiss me.

Her: GO AND KISS THAT WHORE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!
HE-DIOT!

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