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The Power of SEX!!!

The Power of SEX!!! The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue. Teacher to Jàgùdà:- Jàgùdà what do you think of the Power of Sex? Jàgùdà to Teacher:- SEX???!! It makes some religious: "oh god, yes, oh my god, jesusssss! Yes!"                    It gives u  ur 1st start to singing lesson: "mmmmmm, annnnnnn, oooooooooh" It makes you a natural competitor: "fast, faster, faster!" You suddenly become Boss for NDLEA:  "shit, o shit, shit, shit, shit! (Abi, who else dey order person 2 shit 4 9ja?)" You announce your own obituary: "yeee! Ah! You are killing me, I'm dead, shit I'm finished, I'll die 2day" Some babes suddenly become terrorist: " jack it, destroy it, don't have mercy, just tear it!"                  It makes you so respectful: "give it to me pls, pls I'm begging, plsssss."      It brings out the loyalty in some: "yea, I love you, you are the owner, no o...

Jàgùdà IS A BIBLE BELIVER!!! U don’t believe??? See below!!!

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The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue! Jàgùdà IS A BIBLE BELIVER!!! U don’t believe??? See below!!! Bible says "do 2 others wt u want them 2 do 2 u". A lady shows up @ your door 4 Valentine wit nothin; its notin. But if a guy does dt, ewoo! YAWA don gas!!! But come how can a gal give man boxers & expect a Blackberry? A tie & expect Brazilian hair? Singlet &expect I-Pad 2? Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 500k? Or nothing @ all n expects an expensive dinner @ KFC or Chicken Republic? Guys, it should b trade by barter this Vals!!! DO NOT SUBSIDIZE YOUR LOVE!!! Boxers should b exchanged wit a pant(g-string). Singlet should b exchanged wt a bra. If she gives u roll-on, buy her sure spray, If she buy u come, give her hair-brush. She gives u cufflinks; give her rubber band 2 tie her natural hair. I f she shows up @ your door empty-handed, pls put NTA or STV for her 2 watch. Don’t let her watch ur subscribed cable (no free thing). If she asks fo...