The Adventures of Jàgùdà !

The Adventures  of   Jàgùdà Continue If you live in lekki area of Lagos Nigeria,and own a car, and are thinking of how you will pay toll for the rest of your lagos life bla bla bla,  I have a cheaper alternative for you!Buy a nice donkey!   You need not N40,000 to buy FRSC number plates, you need no drivers licence,   GEJ may as well use his fuel to smoke gari and LASTMA no fit catch you! You wont even need to settle police and "wey ya particulars"! But if donkey is too much,buy a bicycle Free exercise all day long especially if u are OROBO!!! Good thinking,good product! No,dont thank me,thank our oppressors!

One sunny day like this in an African city called Lagos................. Dr Jàgùdà was on his own thinking of the garri and groundnut he would drink for lunch when suddenly, "knock knock " Dr Jàgùdà:-(Hurriedly banishing the garri thoughts) Come in. Madam "Lady": Dr., Help ooo, My period is becoming brown in color, Is there any infection? Dr Jàgùdà: Wow! Brown in Color??? So How often u have sex? Madam "Lady" : SEX???!! Twice in a year Dr Jàgùdà: Twice in a year?? Its not an infection jooor, its RUST!!! Go and get a MAN!!!