Lekki Toll Gate Wahala

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The Adventures  of  Jàgùdà Continue

If you live in lekki area of Lagos Nigeria,and own a car, and are thinking of how you will pay toll for the rest of your lagos life bla bla bla, 

I have a cheaper alternative for you!Buy a nice donkey!
 
You need not N40,000 to buy FRSC number plates,
you need no drivers licence,
 
GEJ may as well use his fuel to smoke gari and LASTMA no fit catch you!

You wont even need to settle police and "wey ya particulars"!

But if donkey is too much,buy a bicycle
Free exercise all day long especially if u are OROBO!!!

Good thinking,good product!

No,dont thank me,thank our oppressors!

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