Jàgùdà IS A BIBLE BELIVER!!! U don’t believe??? See below!!!

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The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue!
Jàgùdà IS A BIBLE BELIVER!!! U don’t believe??? See below!!!

Bible says "do 2 others wt u want them 2 do 2 u".

A lady shows up @ your door 4 Valentine wit nothin; its notin.
But if a guy does dt, ewoo! YAWA don gas!!!

But come how can a gal give man boxers & expect a Blackberry?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet &expect I-Pad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 500k?
Or nothing @ all n expects an expensive dinner @ KFC or Chicken Republic?

Guys, it should b trade by barter this Vals!!!
DO NOT SUBSIDIZE YOUR LOVE!!!

Boxers should b exchanged wit a pant(g-string).
Singlet should b exchanged wt a bra.

If she gives u roll-on, buy her sure spray,
If she buy u come, give her hair-brush.
She gives u cufflinks; give her rubber band 2 tie her natural hair. I
f she shows up @ your door empty-handed, pls put NTA or STV for her 2 watch. Don’t let her watch ur subscribed cable (no free thing).
If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her 2 an expensive night vigil @ the nearest MFM (they pray 24hrs there)

She gives u a flower, give her igneous rock 4m Olumo (all is nature). . . .

Guys, wise up o!
Do me, I do u.
GOD no go vex. . .

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