The Adventures of Jàgùdà !

Dirty English for Men So i just got this bottle of Dirty English for Men as a Valentine's gift and it is exciting me. The Scent is classy; a mix of  leathery, spicy,and Loud!!! It really does give of an extremely masculine smell and definitely something to wear on a really cold day. It reminds me of sitting by a fireplace in an English mansion (in my mind of course feeling really cool with myself whilst lighting a pipe in playboy pyjamas). A little dab goes a long way. From the moment you press SPRAY, till about 6 hours it envelopes nice sung like a cocoon. Excellent for hiding other smells eg smoke, food smell and of course fresh from the loo The packaging and heavy bottle with the steel inscribe coat of arms on the glass from make it feel antique in the hands with he leather strip with the metal crams dangling. Surprisingly affordable, £19.99 on E-bay (minus shipping of-course) The only down side is it doesn’t last too long and it stains white shirts(whi...

The Adventures of Jàgùdà continue!!! His Holiness, Holy Prophet( Badly Drawn Dobs) Is Coming To deliver all the witches in Nigeria. Joining Him exclusively on the pulpit will be Senior Reverend,Apostle, Evangelist, Jàgùdà! Also featuring Heavenly Virgin Voices, -12 of the most succulent makossa dancers from Africa. Bring your mothers, girlfriends, wives, concubines, mistresses and lovers for divine deliverance and restoration They will stop demanding for Brazilian hair, Blackberry Porsche, and all those expensive things that keeps poverty squeezing your neck. Free Jaguda Juice for the first 1,000 women-fruit of the womb solution. Believe! www.iamjaguda.blogspot.com A touch from the Holy ones will conceive you!!!

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Jaguda is a BIG BOY!!! The Adventures Of Jàgùdà Continue:- Téacher to Jàguda:- Jàgùdà, you are now a big boy, ehn.  See how you dey shine? Jàguda to Téacher:- Aaaah, Teacher. I am living suspiscioiusly above my income and even I cant explain. You sef check am, How much is my salary? I dey pay transport, I dey load phone follow babe talk, I dey nack babe,give am thanks for coming I dey pay offering+ thithes I dey do donation, I dey Do BIS, I give alms. Some days I go chop suya, drink. Other days I go send credit to babes I no even understang. Pls help me to check, Maybe I am laundering money.

The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue... Jàgùdà: Babe, are u jealous? Her: Me? Jelous ke? no ooo. Jàgùdà: Are u sure? Her: Yes now, no big deal. Jàgùdà: Oya kiss me. Her: GO AND KISS THAT WHORE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!! HE-DIOT!

The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue... Téacher to Jàguda:- What do you think of the term "Booby"? Jàguda to Téacher:- Aaah! Bubby! Bubby sweet to press, Bubby soft to the touch. Bubby loyal, Bubby always obey gravity. Bubby complete, Bubby get 2 nipple. Bubby combatant , Bubby dey wear uniform (bra). Bubby shy, bubby look ground. Bubby confident, Bubby stand at attention. Bubby aggresive, Bubby look me in the eye. Bubby nice, Bubby give inspiration. (U no see wetin I dey write?) Bubby comfortable, Bubby give me good sleep. Aaaaaah Bubby.

Mo le korin moju ti irin ise o ba lana, loju omo to ta ide reke To gbe sun mo mi, ti emi gaaan o se kuru kere. Emi ti o mo ni alujo to le je ki omo gbagbe ile. Mi go iru e ri, ki olorun ma ba ile ayo me je ni. Mo le pe ara mi ni oko iyawo, loju aya to mo ere se. To baa ni igbago, Ka wo ile mi ka lo dan ra wo, ka ri na. Ko ma ma wo mi bi pe mi o le. Eni ga gaaaan, kilo tun bo lola?

The adventures of Jaguda continue:- This season,   Your stingy boyfriend could be another girl's ATM. Watch! Shadow!!

The Adventures of Jàgùdà continue!!! Revival. Revival. Revival. His holiness Prophet Dobs (Badly Drawn Dobs) Is Comin To Town To Turn Water To Petrol in Nigeria. Joining Him on the pulpit will be Senior Reverend Apostle Evangelist Jàgùdà! Also featuring Heavenly Virgin Voices, 12 of the most succulent makossa dancers from Africa. Bring ur kegs, buckets, Jerry-can, bottles and containers.

The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue! Jàgùdà IS A BIBLE BELIVER!!! U don’t believe??? See below!!! Bible says "do 2 others wt u want them 2 do 2 u". A lady shows up @ your door 4 Valentine wit nothin; its notin. But if a guy does dt, ewoo! YAWA don gas!!! But come how can a gal give man boxers & expect a Blackberry? A tie & expect Brazilian hair? Singlet &expect I-Pad 2? Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 500k? Or nothing @ all n expects an expensive dinner @ KFC or Chicken Republic? Guys, it should b trade by barter this Vals!!! DO NOT SUBSIDIZE YOUR LOVE!!! Boxers should b exchanged wit a pant(g-string). Singlet should b exchanged wt a bra. If she gives u roll-on, buy her sure spray, If she buy u come, give her hair-brush. She gives u cufflinks; give her rubber band 2 tie her natural hair. I f she shows up @ your door empty-handed, pls put NTA or STV for her 2 watch. Don’t let her watch ur subscribed cable (no free thing). If she asks fo...