The Adventures of Jàgùdà !

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Jaguda is a BIG BOY!!! The Adventures Of Jàgùdà Continue:- Téacher to Jàguda:- Jàgùdà, you are now a big boy, ehn.  See how you dey shine? Jàguda to Téacher:- Aaaah, Teacher. I am living suspiscioiusly above my income and even I cant explain. You sef check am, How much is my salary? I dey pay transport, I dey load phone follow babe talk, I dey nack babe,give am thanks for coming I dey pay offering+ thithes I dey do donation, I dey Do BIS, I give alms. Some days I go chop suya, drink. Other days I go send credit to babes I no even understang. Pls help me to check, Maybe I am laundering money.

The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue... Jàgùdà: Babe, are u jealous? Her: Me? Jelous ke? no ooo. Jàgùdà: Are u sure? Her: Yes now, no big deal. Jàgùdà: Oya kiss me. Her: GO AND KISS THAT WHORE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!! HE-DIOT!

The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue... Téacher to Jàguda:- What do you think of the term "Booby"? Jàguda to Téacher:- Aaah! Bubby! Bubby sweet to press, Bubby soft to the touch. Bubby loyal, Bubby always obey gravity. Bubby complete, Bubby get 2 nipple. Bubby combatant , Bubby dey wear uniform (bra). Bubby shy, bubby look ground. Bubby confident, Bubby stand at attention. Bubby aggresive, Bubby look me in the eye. Bubby nice, Bubby give inspiration. (U no see wetin I dey write?) Bubby comfortable, Bubby give me good sleep. Aaaaaah Bubby.

Mo le korin moju ti irin ise o ba lana, loju omo to ta ide reke To gbe sun mo mi, ti emi gaaan o se kuru kere. Emi ti o mo ni alujo to le je ki omo gbagbe ile. Mi go iru e ri, ki olorun ma ba ile ayo me je ni. Mo le pe ara mi ni oko iyawo, loju aya to mo ere se. To baa ni igbago, Ka wo ile mi ka lo dan ra wo, ka ri na. Ko ma ma wo mi bi pe mi o le. Eni ga gaaaan, kilo tun bo lola?

The adventures of Jaguda continue:- This season,   Your stingy boyfriend could be another girl's ATM. Watch! Shadow!!

The Adventures of Jàgùdà continue!!! Revival. Revival. Revival. His holiness Prophet Dobs (Badly Drawn Dobs) Is Comin To Town To Turn Water To Petrol in Nigeria. Joining Him on the pulpit will be Senior Reverend Apostle Evangelist Jàgùdà! Also featuring Heavenly Virgin Voices, 12 of the most succulent makossa dancers from Africa. Bring ur kegs, buckets, Jerry-can, bottles and containers.