I hate MONDAYS!!!

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So yeah i hate mondays and , here i am on a friday thinking of how monday is only 2 days away and feeling so morose.

Can i get an amen somebodi?????



My Alarm jarrs me awake from the cozy solitude of my sweet bed and the head fitting mould of teh pillow caressing me .

No ooooooooooooooooo!!!!


Death to MONDAYS!!!!

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