The Adventures of Jàgùdà !

So yeah i hate mondays and , here i am on a friday thinking of how monday is only 2 days away and feeling so morose. Can i get an amen somebodi????? My Alarm jarrs me awake from the cozy solitude of my sweet bed and the head fitting mould of teh pillow caressing me . No ooooooooooooooooo!!!! Death to MONDAYS!!!!

The Power of SEX!!! The Adventures of Jàgùdà Continue. Teacher to Jàgùdà:- Jàgùdà what do you think of the Power of Sex? Jàgùdà to Teacher:- SEX???!! It makes some religious: "oh god, yes, oh my god, jesusssss! Yes!"                    It gives u  ur 1st start to singing lesson: "mmmmmm, annnnnnn, oooooooooh" It makes you a natural competitor: "fast, faster, faster!" You suddenly become Boss for NDLEA:  "shit, o shit, shit, shit, shit! (Abi, who else dey order person 2 shit 4 9ja?)" You announce your own obituary: "yeee! Ah! You are killing me, I'm dead, shit I'm finished, I'll die 2day" Some babes suddenly become terrorist: " jack it, destroy it, don't have mercy, just tear it!"                  It makes you so respectful: "give it to me pls, pls I'm begging, plsssss."      It brings out the loyalty in some: "yea, I love you, you are the owner, no o...

The Adventures of Jàgùdà continue! Dear Money, You can like to have sex inside my wallet, pocket and bank accounts and other hiding places,i dont mind. If you like sef Naira can nack Pounds and Dollars, etc,  i dont mind . Honetly... As long as u multiply, and the PRODUCT can be SPENT!!! As long as the result is spendable. www.iamjaguda.blogspot.com Its all about Money!